When brands fire shots on Twitter, things can get sassy.
I LOVE THE PEOPLE WHO RUN THEIR TWITTER ACCOUNTS
plot twist: people begin to find you attractive in real life and not just on tumblr
Plot twist: People begin to find me attractive on Tumblr
Plot twist: People begin to think I’m attractive.
Plot twist: People begin to think
PLOT TWIST: PEOPLE.
- green mario
- moon moon
- Shrek (The Shrekening?)
- pokemon fusions
- "bitch i might be"
- swaggy vs swaggie
- flower crowns
- swiggity swag
- the short-lived furniture fandom
- miley cyrus
- "first of all how dare you"
- dad jokes
- frick frack
- "surprise bitch"
- Patrick star
- the bee movie
- do you like the colour of the sky?
- the mishapocalypse
Never forget the mishapocalypse
Geek Engagement Ring Boxes
- Golden Snitch (Harry Potter)
- Carl’s House (Up)
- Harry Potter Book
- TARDIS (Doctor Who)
- Toy Story 2
- Super Mario
- Poke Ball (Pokemon)
- Companion Cube (Portal 2)
Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.
look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon
And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.
And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.
That guy looks so uncomfortable though
to the ppl who know me irl who follow me on here: shhhhhh shhh shhhhhhshhshhshhhhhhhhhhhh not a word u hear me shh
If you even SAY the word snow Virginia shuts the fuck down
I knew this had to be Virginia. I remember how it snowed for about five minutes and all of the schools shut down
*Michiganders cackling in the distance*
*Eastern North Carolinians cackling in the distance because we do the same damn thing*
CANADIANS VIOLENTLY HISSING IN THE DISTANCE
-Wisconsinites swearing profusely in the distance-